herspanic:

howtobeafuckinglady:

theshlyn:

Corn rolls. Moment of science for the real Beyonce. Let us not forget

they called cornrows not “corn rolls”  thanks for trying tho cracker 

We gonna let the “moment of science” go tho?

herspanic:

howtobeafuckinglady:

theshlyn:

Corn rolls. Moment of science for the real Beyonce. Let us not forget

they called cornrows not “corn rolls”  thanks for trying tho cracker 

We gonna let the “moment of science” go tho?

(via daenerysknope)

Anonymous said: "#elaine benes" more like #elaine BONES

jerryseinfeldsskeleton:

gotitforcheap:

cute girl on the street: hey do you have the time?

me: sure do! 8:15

cute girl on the street: thanks 

me: so what are we?

(via grillwave)

justacoffeeshop:

doctor, I can’t stop singing what’s new pussycat

sounds like you have tom jones disease

is it rare?

it’s not unusual

(via daenerysknope)

vinegod:

Please identify by Andrew Walke

(via d0gbl0g)

(Source: netflix.com, via leasthelpful)

boobslyn:

Moment of silence for straight girls whose boyfriends don’t go down on them

(Source: , via alterniansweeps)

  • my mom: don't ever ever meet up with strangers from the internet
  • me at 12: omg mom do you think i'm really that stupid i would never do that ugh
  • me now: so do you guys wanna move here and like live under my bed or something
omgtsn:

we are birbwe must dance

omgtsn:

we are birb

we must dance

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via alterniansweeps)

lacquerandcandy:

duragdaddy:

how i feel about my black jeans or black shirts.

Lmao this is still my favorite Vine

(via alterniansweeps)

(Source: barack-obottm, via peaksa)

psyducker:

do u ever lie on ur side and a small tear leaks out and ur just like whoa wtf body I know I’m sad but not that sad

(Source: psyducker, via alterniansweeps)